2022 Training camp thread

[nybf]

Gage just pulled up holding his hammy.

[These Are The Days]

Gage just pulled up holding his hammy.

Crap. Unfortunate as it is, thanks for the update. Let's just hope it's not serious.

[King Bootz]

Gage just pulled up holding his hammy.

Evans just doing his part to spread the wealth

[King Bootz]

Good to see competition at this spot. No one will be handed Ali's old job.

[King Bootz]

@nybf was this update before or after the hammy diagnosis?

[nybf]

@nybf was this update before or after the hammy diagnosis?

Probably the same thing. To me it looked like he was holding his hammy.

[King Bootz]

@nybf was this update before or after the hammy diagnosis?

Probably the same thing. To me it looked like he was holding his hammy.

Hopefully it’s nothing more than cramping. I'm imaging it’s hot out there

[IchabodCrane84]

So Julio and TJ starting and Scotty in the slot if the season started today?

[King Bootz]

So Julio and TJ starting and Scotty in the slot if the season started today?

Yep. Evans, Godwin, Gage all out with some form of injuries

[mdb1958]

Good to see competition at this spot. No one will be handed Ali's old job.

Greg ought to tell us who is working Nick's spot at right guard.

[King Bootz]

Good to see competition at this spot. No one will be handed Ali's old job.

Greg ought to tell us who is working Nick's spot at right guard.

Shaq Mason has been plugged in at RG from the start.

[King Bootz]

@nybf Any news here? Did it look bad?




Edit: Damn, looks like we're going to be making a call soon..

[mdb1958]

Greg ought to tell us who is working Nick's spot at right guard.

Shaq Mason has been plugged in at RG from the start.

I know, but is he playing the first preseason game?

[BJJ34]

Gage just pulled up holding his hammy.

You there NY?

Gage being out really makes our high powered offense look weak.

[nybf]

Well, fuck

[King Bootz]

That bill is coming for us heavy this TC.

[mdb1958]

Probably the same thing. To me it looked like he was holding his hammy.

Hopefully it’s nothing more than cramping. I'm imaging it’s hot out there

LOL it's snuggles now.

[King Bootz]

Evidently it was a chippy practice today with the Dolphins

[Defense5599]

@nybf Any news here? Did it look bad?




Edit: Damn, looks like we're going to be making a call soon..

This is definitely not good. Better get JC Tretter on speed dial.

[mdb1958]

Is Tretter good?

[nybf]

Well, fuck

I heard a few people saying it's just cramps for Hainsey

[nybf]

Evidently it was a chippy practice today with the Dolphins

It wasn't early on. Things got heated toward the end. I expect it to carry over tomorrow.

[King Bootz]

Well, fuck

I heard a few people saying it's just cramps for Hainsey

Yep. It's hot. Hopefully it's the same for Gage.

[mdb1958]

I heard a few people saying it's just cramps for Hainsey

Yep. It's hot. Hopefully it's the same for Gage.

How many Dolphins got carted off for dehydration?

[Kress]

@nybf got carted off at about 12:30 so we'll never know.

[Buc2]

I'm sure it was 100's. Maybe even all of them.

[acmillis]

yeah, but how bad did Trask suck today, amirite?!?!? /blue, /he hasn't played a single snap, so give it a rest.

[Kress]

yeah, but how bad did Trask suck today, amirite?!?!? /blue, /he hasn't played a single snap, so give it a rest.

Local radio reports are that he has consistently sucked. He even threw a pick in one on one's. How does that happen? Nothing but air in front of him, and he threw to the wrong guy.

[Phantom]

Well I’m relieved it’s only a cramp. Nothing major

[Phantom]

So Russell Gage’s out with possibly hamstring injury. How long does a hamstring take to fully healed? 4-6 weeks right? He’ll be ready for first regular season game with Bucs.

Hopefully not hamstring…

[Kress]

So Russell Gage’s out with possibly hamstring injury. How long does a hamstring take to fully healed? 4-6 weeks right? He’ll be ready for first regular season game with Bucs.

Hopefully not hamstring…

Hammys linger and linger and linger. Then they recur and linger some more.

[Phantom]

[Kress]

Gage just pulled up holding his hammy.

Crap. Unfortunate as it is, thanks for the update. Let's just hope it's not serious.

NFL Network is reporting it as "minor" - for whatever that's worth.

[NeezDuts]

I hope we build an all time great defense with trask as our starter. Then he plays like shit but we win the super bowl anyway. Then all your license plates will say trask Chevrolet for the next 20 years. And I’ll laugh

I hope I win a gazillion dollar lottery. Then your license plate has my name on it - because I will have purchased and therefore own the entire state - plus we win the Super Bowl, World Series, and the Stanley Cup, then have a boat parade with all of the boats being named after me because I, well, own everything.

Equally likely to happen.

Trask Chevrolet will have a golden plate named “Kre$$” given to the biggest Kyle trask hater every year, you will win most years. Your prize? A giant Kyle trask super bowl 63 mvp trophy. When you cry on it, it has an aphrodisiac effect on the user. It’s amazing you’ll love it. The end

[Kress]

I hope I win a gazillion dollar lottery. Then your license plate has my name on it - because I will have purchased and therefore own the entire state - plus we win the Super Bowl, World Series, and the Stanley Cup, then have a boat parade with all of the boats being named after me because I, well, own everything.

Equally likely to happen.

Trask Chevrolet will have a golden plate named “Kre$$” given to the biggest Kyle trask hater every year, you will win most years. Your prize? A giant Kyle trask super bowl 63 mvp trophy. When you cry on it, it has an aphrodisiac effect on the user. It’s amazing you’ll love it. The end

I don't have hate, I just have eyeballs. I might pounce on that license plate, though. I should see if it's taken.