Name That Buccaneer

[Defense5599]

OK guys, here's how this goes. You describe a player either former or current. Whoever guesses the name right gets to go next. First up:

I was drafted by the Bucs way lower than I should've been because I liked to puff on weed in college. I went on to be one of the most dominant defensive lineman this team has ever had and even was used on offense a few times. Who am I?

[Phantom]

OK guys, here's how this goes. You describe a player either former or current. Whoever guesses the name right gets to go next. First up:

I was drafted by the Bucs way lower than I should've been because I liked to puff on weed in college. I went on to be one of the most dominant defensive lineman this team has ever had and even was used on offense a few times. Who am I?

I know the answers, too easy

[Buc2]

OK guys, here's how this goes. You describe a player either former or current. Whoever guesses the name right gets to go next. First up:

I was drafted by the Bucs way lower than I should've been because I liked to puff on weed in college. I went on to be one of the most dominant defensive lineman this team has ever had and even was used on offense a few times. Who am I?

I know the answers, too easy

Don't be a sap. Answer his question.

[The Outsider]

Gaines Adams?

Yes, Gaines was clearly drafted way too late. Those 3 other teams that passed on him must still be kicking themselves to this day. They could have had 13.5 whole sacks!

[Digital_Damage]

This thead is a some sappy bullshit.

[13F11B]

OK guys, here's how this goes. You describe a player either former or current. Whoever guesses the name right gets to go next. First up:

I was drafted by the Bucs way lower than I should've been because I liked to puff on weed in college. I went on to be one of the most dominant defensive lineman this team has ever had and even was used on offense a few times. Who am I?

Warren Zevon? Wait, he was not drafted by the Buccaneers.

[Defense5599]

Gaines Adams?

Yes, Gaines was clearly drafted way too late. Those 3 other teams that passed on him must still be kicking themselves to this day. They could have had 13.5 whole sacks!

But he didn't have a problem with weed

[Buc2]

I only know of one person that has a problem with weed. He posts here daily.

[The Outsider]

Yes, Gaines was clearly drafted way too late. Those 3 other teams that passed on him must still be kicking themselves to this day. They could have had 13.5 whole sacks!

But he didn't have a problem with weed

Are you joking?

[Snake]

Two Hall of Famers were taken in the two picks before Adams. Three Hall of Famer’s were taken in the 10 picks after him.

But we “needed” a pass rusher.

Sweet!

[Phantom]

I know the answers, too easy

Don't be a sap. Answer his question.

Warren Sapp LMAO

[Obsolete]

I love crablegs, especially if i can get them at a steal!
Everyday is opposite day..especially on dates.
When i take my team out to dinner, i have to squint to read the menu, so i say fuck it right in the pussy and order dubyas for everyone!

Who am I?

[nybf]

Don't be a sap. Answer his question.

Warren Sapp LMAO

[nybf]

I'm a TE that beats and rapes women.....


So many options.

Is your wife also a domestic abuser?

[Snake]

I'm a TE that beats and rapes women.....

So many options.

Wow, is he an alcoholic?

Damn, doesn’t narrow it down…

[Phantom]

I only know of one person that has a problem with weed. He posts here daily.

A boy from Pennsylvania?

[nybf]

Is your wife also a domestic abuser?

Does she have a pussy almost as angry as her face? Yikes.. those leaked pics are not kind.

Or is she a Grandmother?

It looked like it was a chainsaw carving from a block of wood.

[Defense5599]

But he didn't have a problem with weed

Are you joking?

Nope. Not in college he didn't. And he wasn't drafted lower than he should've been as a result. He had a problem with the hard stuff once he got to the pros.

[Defense5599]

I'm a TE that beats and rapes women.....


So many options.

Kellen "The Soulja" Winslow

[The Outsider]

Are you joking?

Nope. Not in college he didn't. And he wasn't drafted lower than he should've been as a result. He had a problem with the hard stuff once he got to the pros.

Jesus Christ, he's denser than a neutron star.

[Swashbuckler]

I love crablegs, especially if i can get them at a steal!
Everyday is opposite day..especially on dates.
When i take my team out to dinner, i have to squint to read the menu, so i say fuck it right in the pussy and order dubyas for everyone!

Who am I?

Jaboo!!!




I take false start penalties at least 2-3 times a game. Who am I?

[Buc2]

I love crablegs, especially if i can get them at a steal!
Everyday is opposite day..especially on dates.
When i take my team out to dinner, i have to squint to read the menu, so i say fuck it right in the pussy and order dubyas for everyone!

Who am I?

Jaboo!!!




I take false start penalties at least 2-3 times a game. Who am I?

Donovan Smith




Fuck ya'll! Here's my gear! Peace out, bitches! Imma outta here!

[Swashbuckler]

I take false start penalties at least 2-3 times a game. Who am I?

Again, so many options but I'd go with Kenyatta.


Boy did Jenkins and Peppers prison rape him back in the day.

And that's exactly who it was. I don't remember who had the Gruden Absurdness sig but having like 3 pre-snap motions and the RT false start with a flag flying in was the most accurate embodiment of the Gruden era I ever saw

[whistlepig777]

I love crablegs, especially if i can get them at a steal!
Everyday is opposite day..especially on dates.
When i take my team out to dinner, i have to squint to read the menu, so i say fuck it right in the pussy and order dubyas for everyone!

Who am I?

Jaboo!!!




I take false start penalties at least 2-3 times a game. Who am I?

Demar "God Dammit" Dotson

[Swashbuckler]

I take false start penalties at least 2-3 times a game. Who am I?

Boy did Jenkins and Peppers prison rape him back in the day.

Yatta be like "wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg sTeP pAnThEr?" "Well I GUESS it's okay because we're not related"

[whistlepig777]

Me and my dad went fishing off the east coast of Florida and ended up treading water for 24 hours before we are found.

After football, I made a living being a douchebag on reality television.

[Buc2]

Me and my dad went fishing off the east coast of Florida and ended up treading water for 24 hours before we are found.

After football, I made a living being a douchebag on reality television.

Brad Culpepper

[Buc2]

Me and my dad went fishing off the east coast of Florida and ended up treading water for 24 hours before we are found.

After football, I made a living being a douchebag on reality television.

Brad Culpepper

Since I was wrong on Kenyatta Walker, I'll repeat myself...

Fuck ya'll! Here's my gear! Peace out, bitches! Imma outta here!

[Cheb]

Brad Culpepper

Since I was wrong on Kenyatta Walker, I'll repeat myself...

Fuck ya'll! Here's my gear! Peace out, bitches! Imma outta here!

Antonio Brown.

[Buc2]

Since I was wrong on Kenyatta Walker, I'll repeat myself...

Fuck ya'll! Here's my gear! Peace out, bitches! Imma outta here!

Antonio Brown.

Yes, sir!

[Swashbuckler]

Brad Culpepper

Since I was wrong on Kenyatta Walker, I'll repeat myself...

Fuck ya'll! Here's my gear! Peace out, bitches! Imma outta here!

Was that a quote a Buc made? If it is I'm not familiar with it and guess either AB or Alvin Harper because I know he was an electric douche canoe -even though he was just before I became a fan

[Cheb]

There once was a man from Kentucky
Whose rush game was admirably plucky
An early round pick
His career was done quick
I guess you could say he was lucky

[Buc2]

Since I was wrong on Kenyatta Walker, I'll repeat myself...

Fuck ya'll! Here's my gear! Peace out, bitches! Imma outta here!

Was that a quote a Buc made? If it is I'm not familiar with it and guess either AB or Alvin Harper because I know he was an electric douche canoe -even though he was just before I became a fan

No. It was, however, the message he conveyed when he lost his shit and walked off the field in the middle of the 3rd quarter.

[Swashbuckler]

There once was a man from Kentucky
Whose rush game was admirably plucky
An early round pick
His career was done quick
I guess you could say he was lucky

If that ain't Noah Spence...

[Cheb]

There once was a man from Kentucky
Whose rush game was admirably plucky
An early round pick
His career was done quick
I guess you could say he was lucky

Is this the dude where we talked more about his diet than his actual play?

There once was a man from Kentucky
Whose rush game was admirably plucky
An early round pick
His career was done quick
I guess you could say he was lucky

If that ain't Noah Spence...

Correct on both counts.