Ichabod's Monday Analysis: Week 13

[IchabodCrane84]

It wasn’t pretty, in fact if this game were an attractive girl the Bucs ended up engaged to, the girl would describe them as having a great sense of humor to all her bridesmaids on her wedding day. But again, they got the hot girl. They won the game, so deserved or not, congratulations are in order.

Likes:
1.) Number one on the list and number one in our hearts. Mike Evans. Congratulations on another dominant game against the Panthers, and that other thing you did. All 10 of your seasons having 1,000 receiving yards or more. Greatest offensive player in team history.
2.) Ryan Neal did have like 16 really bad plays, but the dude did manage to trip up a running back in the backfield once. It saved four points and ended up being the difference in the game.
3.) I spotted Big Foot out there, Logan Hall recorded a tackle.
4.) If Thompson’s is looking for a spokesperson might I suggest Antoine Winfield Jr. Sealed up our game in a downpour.

Dislikes:
1.) No one will be mistaking Baker for Maker because the dude was off the Mark.
2.) I know he cut his hair and all, but Riley Bullough anyone?
3.) White and Evans were are only two weapons Sunday. Evans because he’s a beast and White because he was hurt and didn’t play.
4.) I think it rained harder than the crowd noise in the first half.

Random:
1.) I need everyone to support My Cleats, My Cause. I’ve established a charity called Fair Catch that helps undersized wide receivers get jobs. I was trying to lockdown Devin Thompkins as a spokesperson, and thought he committed to it, but he scampered away.
2.) Carolina driving at the end of the first half. “One thing Young can’t do is take a sack or turn the ball over.” --Tampa native and former NFL kicker Jay Feely.

Very bland game, we knew it was going to be tough without linebackers, and then it started to rain and our micro handed quarterback got nervous. We very easily could’ve lost, but easily would’ve dominated under different conditions. Just kind of the season summarized in one game. Battle for a chance to get spanked by Dallas next week.

Big news, I’ll be in the air during my favorite rivalry against the Falcons next week. Going to Vegas for the first time in my life, so there will be no analysis. I’ll have to catch the highlights and watch the game later in the week.

[Grahamburn]

Thought we might get a Shaq-A-Roni joke for #7.

[Buc2]

Big news, I’ll be in the air during my favorite rivalry against the Falcons next week. Going to Vegas for the first time in my life, so there will be no analysis. I’ll have to catch the highlights and watch the game later in the week.

Enjoy your Bye Week!

[mdb1958]

JJ Russell - good game for finally getting a chance.

[mdb1958]

Evans - one more TD ties Gronk!

[Doctor]

Makers is overhyped yet mid with a ravenous fan base of supporters keeping it alive. Sounds just like Baker.

[Kona]

Enjoy Vegas Ich!

[Buccabeer]

Thanks for the write up even with little to analyze. Have fun in LV, don't steal Mike Tyson's Tiger, it doesn't end well.....

[Bootz]

1.) I need everyone to support My Cleats, My Cause. I’ve established a charity called Fair Catch that helps undersized wide receivers get jobs. I was trying to lockdown Devin Thompkins as a spokesperson, and thought he committed to it, but he scampered away.

Gold!! Fucking GOLD!!!! Post of the year.

[13F11B]

Enjoy Vegas.

[BuccaNOLEer]

Big news, I’ll be in the air during my favorite rivalry against the Falcons next week. Going to Vegas for the first time in my life, so there will be no analysis. I’ll have to catch the highlights and watch the game later in the week.

What brings you to Vegas?

[Bootz]

Big news, I’ll be in the air during my favorite rivalry against the Falcons next week. Going to Vegas for the first time in my life, so there will be no analysis. I’ll have to catch the highlights and watch the game later in the week.

What brings you to Vegas?

As if anyone ever needs a reason.

[acmillis]

What brings you to Vegas?

As if anyone ever needs a reason.

Been to Vegas twice. That’s about 1.99 times too many IMO

[Bootz]

As if anyone ever needs a reason.

Been to Vegas twice. That’s about 1.99 times too many IMO

I pity you

[IchabodCrane84]

Big news, I’ll be in the air during my favorite rivalry against the Falcons next week. Going to Vegas for the first time in my life, so there will be no analysis. I’ll have to catch the highlights and watch the game later in the week.

What brings you to Vegas?

Was supposed to go in 2020 with my buddy to see the Bucs play the Raiders in the new stadium. COVID nixed that, life happened, and 3 years later I'm so finally making the trip. My buddy goes every year though and has been trying to get me out there, I'm just checking it off the bucket list. Looking forward to making the most of it.

[Babeinbucland]

Have a great time!

[Bootz]

What brings you to Vegas?

Was supposed to go in 2020 with my buddy to see the Bucs play the Raiders in the new stadium. COVID nixed that, life happened, and 3 years later I'm so finally making the trip. My buddy goes every year though and has been trying to get me out there, I'm just checking it off the bucket list. Looking forward to making the most of it.

You're gonna love it. Have an amazing trip.

[BuccaNOLEer]

What brings you to Vegas?

As if anyone ever needs a reason.

Oh I had my reasons for going to Vegas but believe it or not, they had nothing to do with gambling or prostitution. I went to hike the Grand Canyon and see the Hoover Dam.

[Bootz]

As if anyone ever needs a reason.

Oh I had my reasons for going to Vegas but believe it or not, they had nothing to do with gambling or prostitution. I went to hike the Grand Canyon and see the Hoover Dam.

I've never gone to Vegas for gambling or prostitution either.

[Buc2]

What's so wrong for going to Vegas for the gambling and prostitution?

[Selmon Rules]

As if anyone ever needs a reason.

Been to Vegas twice. That’s about 1.99 times too many IMO

I've never been, never felt like I really wanted to go

[Babeinbucland]

What's so wrong for going to Vegas for the gambling and prostitution?

Lol

[Kress]

Personally, I am looking forward to the Monday Analysis of this gambling and prostitution trip.

[13F11B]

What's so wrong for going to Vegas for the gambling and prostitution?

Not sure. Never considered that question. I just know if I did that my wife would kill me the next time I slept near her.

[BuccaNOLEer]

What's so wrong for going to Vegas for the gambling and prostitution?

Nothing. It's just that that is what 90% of the people that go to Vegas do. I went for an entirely different reason.

[Jonny]

Went to Vegas thrice for scientific conferences. I spent no more than $20 on slot machines on all three visits combined. I'm a good boy.

I will gamble with my reputation, what little of that is left.

Bucs 24
Falcons 18

340 yds.

[Buc2]

Bucs 24
Falcons 18

340 yds.

Wrong thread.

[Phantom]

What's so wrong for going to Vegas for the gambling and prostitution?

Nothing. It's just that that is what 90% of the people that go to Vegas do. I went for an entirely different reason.

Pretty much this...

[Phantom]

Anyway, I've enjoyed reading yours. I'll be in Atlanta for the Bucs game.


Enjoy Vegas! Ich.

[IchabodCrane84]

Personally, I am looking forward to the Monday Analysis of this gambling and prostitution trip.

Already got it written.

After losing my vacation budget, emergency fund, and money for the mortgage on blackjack I contacted the bank about early withdrawal on my 401K. My buddies came over to urge me to take a break and I said no. I'm like Todd Bowels, I don't take time outs.

[Kress]

blackjack is an odd name for a hooker, but to each their own.

[IchabodCrane84]

It's more of a stage name really.