Welcome Josh Hayes (DB- Kansas St)

[acmillis]

This is the sort of thing people who hate football think of when they think of the kinds of people who love football. That's the stupidest thing I've ever read and apparently nobody has ever told him.

It's just going to be fodder for when he inevitably misses a tackle or flubs an assignment. *Insert running into oak tree joke here*

I bet if it was an oak tree he’d stop it!

IABL - well, yeah, ac, an oak tree is immobile.

ac- yeah but… you remember that interview…. Ahhh fuck it

[Sdbucs]

Reads like a Jameis Winston workout honestly

“Wakes up at 4am to throw frisbees at birds and practice tackling form on his oak tree. A true leader.”