Jenna Laine, You're a Worthless, Vainglorious, Empathy Lacking Twatwaffle

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Re: Jenna Laine, You're a Worthless, Vainglorious, Empathy Lacking Twatwaffle

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These Are The Days wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:14 pm
Kress wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 11:55 pm My twat has been waffled.
Wait til you see what she did to the poutine
Cheese curds were not involved. Please tell me cheese curds were not involved.
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Kress wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:18 pm
These Are The Days wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:14 pm

Wait til you see what she did to the poutine
Cheese curds were not involved. Please tell me cheese curds were not involved.

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Rocker wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:19 pm
Kress wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:18 pm

Cheese curds were not involved. Please tell me cheese curds were not involved.

Squeak squeak squeak.

Disturbed and sick, that's what you are.
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Kress wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:18 pm
These Are The Days wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:14 pm

Wait til you see what she did to the poutine
Cheese curds were not involved. Please tell me cheese curds were not involved.
Worse. She didn't even make the gravy from a roux and then desecrated the cheese with it. We're still waiting for a half assed apology
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These Are The Days wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:40 pm
Kress wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:18 pm

Cheese curds were not involved. Please tell me cheese curds were not involved.
Worse. She didn't even cook the gravy from a roux and then desecrated the cheese with it. We're still waiting for a half assed apology
I'm pretty sure it was Bernard's fault.
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Kress wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:42 pm
These Are The Days wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:40 pm

Worse. She didn't even cook the gravy from a roux and then desecrated the cheese with it. We're still waiting for a half assed apology
I'm pretty sure it was Bernard's fault.
Byron Leftwich is not even competent enough to fuck up a plate of poutine. There's no way Gio could have done it from the bench
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These Are The Days wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:54 pm
Kress wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:42 pm

I'm pretty sure it was Bernard's fault.
Byron Leftwich is not even competent enough to fuck up a plate of poutine. There's no way Gio could have done it from the bench
Granted, it is literally impossible for poutine to be bad. But... Byron? Dude would call in a plate of tater tots.
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No! Not the poutine!
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Kress wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:58 pm
These Are The Days wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 2:54 pm

Byron Leftwich is not even competent enough to fuck up a plate of poutine. There's no way Gio could have done it from the bench
Granted, it is literally impossible for poutine to be bad. But... Byron? Dude would call in a plate of tater tots.
Byron would order poutine and tell them to hold the gravy and cheese curds.
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Byron would order fries covered in blue cheese crumbles and white roux and call it poutine. When that didn't taste right, he is sure it's the fries and orders wedges next time
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This thread is now about The Poutine™
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As all threads should be.

Thank you Jenna Laine, you are a beacon of reporting excellence.

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kaimaru wrote: Thu Dec 29, 2022 8:42 pm Byron would order fries covered in blue cheese crumbles and white roux and call it poutine. When that didn't taste right, he is sure it's the fries and orders wedges next time
Hey Let's stick to the topic here:

Jenna's asshole smells like expired blue cheese.
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I've had worse.

Wait, can a cheese whose sole defining feature is mold actually expire?
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The Outsider wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:52 am I've had worse.

Keep @_MB_'s name out yo mouth.
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Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:54 am
The Outsider wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:52 am I've had worse.

Keep @_MB_'s name out yo mouth.
I once went down on a chick who smoked Newports.

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_MB_ wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:31 am
Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:54 am


Keep @_MB_'s name out yo mouth.
I once went down on a chick who smoked Newports.

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_MB_ wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:31 am
Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:54 am


Keep @_MB_'s name out yo mouth.
I once went down on a chick who smoked Newports.

Menthol pussy.
Where was she smoking them from?
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Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:49 am
_MB_ wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:31 am
I once went down on a chick who smoked Newports.

Menthol pussy.
Where was she smoking them from?
It wasn't a question of How but a question of how many.

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Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:49 am
_MB_ wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:31 am
I once went down on a chick who smoked Newports.

Menthol pussy.
Where was she smoking them from?
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The Poutine™ is the single greatest uniting force in the history of this board
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These Are The Days wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:15 pm The Poutine™ is the single greatest uniting force in the history of this board
But some respect on Tim Wansley’s name.
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Rocker wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:51 pm
These Are The Days wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:15 pm The Poutine™ is the single greatest uniting force in the history of this board
But some respect on Tim Wansley’s name.
That game never happened. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Rocker wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:51 pm
These Are The Days wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:15 pm The Poutine™ is the single greatest uniting force in the history of this board
But some respect on Tim Wansley’s name.
I will leaping all over you. Seriously. Leaping on YOU.

You've never been leaped like I will leap.
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Rocker wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:51 pm
These Are The Days wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:15 pm The Poutine™ is the single greatest uniting force in the history of this board
But some respect on Tim Wansley’s name.
If glory can be given to The Poutine™ we give it
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Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:17 pm
Rocker wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 1:51 pm

But some respect on Tim Wansley’s name.
I will leaping all over you. Seriously. Leaping on YOU.

You've never been leaped like I will leap.
Leap all you like, Donovan will still hold me.
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Rocker wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:11 pm
Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:17 pm

I will leaping all over you. Seriously. Leaping on YOU.

You've never been leaped like I will leap.
Leap all you like, Donovan will still hold me.

Fouls offset.

Wait, can we be the team that commits both on the same play? Somehow I think the Bucs can.
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Kress wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:23 pm
Rocker wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:11 pm

Leap all you like, Donovan will still hold me.

Fouls offset.

Wait, can we be the team that commits both on the same play? Somehow I think the Bucs can.
Literally the worst team in NFL history, somehow have two Lombardi trophies.


So yes.

We can.
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