Name That Buccaneer

[Deja Entendu]

You're going way back now.... I remember the story.. vaguely but neither name.

I'll give it the day and if no one answers, we can gather round the fire and listen to absolute peak Yucks. The only harder Yuck was drafting Bo Jackson anyway after saying he wouldn't play for us

Booker Reese but no idea who the other guy was. Think it was an O-Lineman though

[Cheb]

Undersized, but I'm quick as a spell.
Crushed my school's college records real well.
King of 7-on-7,
Hype turned up to eleven,
I'm your favorite bust...

[MJW]

Undersized, but I'm quick as a spell.
Crushed my school's college records real well.
King of 7-on-7,
Hype turned up to eleven,
I'm your favorite bust...

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

[IronDog]

Undersized, but I'm quick as a spell.
Crushed my school's college records real well.
King of 7-on-7,
Hype turned up to eleven,
I'm your favorite bust...

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

Not the SB MVP one. The other one.

[Buc2]

A Tampa 2 prototype,
is what they would say.
Couldn't reach the hype,
didn't last to his third May.
A car wreck changed his life,
but persevered in spite of it.
If the third draft day is your peak,
then you might be him.

Deshazor Everett? Except he wasn't drafted.

[Snake]

A Tampa 2 prototype,
is what they would say.
Couldn't reach the hype,
didn't last to his third May.
A car wreck changed his life,
but persevered in spite of it.
If the third draft day is your peak,
then you might be him.

Deshazor Everett? Except he wasn't drafted.

Nope! This guy was drafted

[Buc2]

Deshazor Everett? Except he wasn't drafted.

Nope! This guy was drafted

The only other car wreck guy I can think of is JPP but he was a first-rounder for the Giants. Definitely not Day 3. So not him.

[Snake]

Nope! This guy was drafted

The only other car wreck guy I can think of is JPP but he was a first-rounder for the Giants. Definitely not Day 3. So not him.

I think this players car wreck was either in his senior year in high school or his freshman year in college. Messed his face up.

[Buc2]

The only other car wreck guy I can think of is JPP but he was a first-rounder for the Giants. Definitely not Day 3. So not him.

I think this players car wreck was either in his senior year in high school or his freshman year in college. Messed his face up.

No clue. lol

[Doctor]

Alan Zemaitis

It took awhile from people mocking the OP's first clue, but this threads gotten rolling nicely. Good job OP.

Lee Country rushing leader
But draft spot was croc
We gave him eight figures
But hardly the rock

[whistlepig777]

Alan Zemaitis

It took awhile from people mocking the OP's first clue, but this threads gotten rolling nicely. Good job OP.

Lee Country rushing leader
But draft spot was croc
We gave him eight figures
But hardly the rock

Earnest Graham

[Snake]

Yep ^^ Z-Mite

[Cheb]

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

Not the SB MVP one. The other one.

Undersized, but I'm quick as a spell.
Crushed my school's college records real well.
King of 7-on-7,
Hype turned up to eleven,
I'm your favorite bust...

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

[Buc2]

Not the SB MVP one. The other one.

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

Sabby Piscatelli?

[The Outsider]

Sabby wasn't undersized.

[The Outsider]

Not the SB MVP one. The other one.

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

El..... en.....

Leonard Nimoy?

[Cheb]

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

El..... en.....

Leonard Nimoy?

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

Sabby Piscatelli?

Nope.

[whistlepig777]

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

El..... en.....

Leonard Nimoy?

Fun fact: Leonard Nimoy's parents immigrated to the United States from Ukraine.

[nybf]

El..... en.....

Leonard Nimoy?

Fun fact: Leonard Nimoy's parents immigrated to the United States from Ukraine.

The force was definitely with them

[IronDog]

Not the SB MVP one. The other one.

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

Dear God, please tell us you aren't referring to that QB fella King.

[Buc2]

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

Dear God, please tell us you aren't referring to that QB fella King.

Was he undersized when he played? 'Cause he sure as shit ain't undersized now.

[IchabodCrane84]

Not the SB MVP one. The other one.

Gotta be the original Jalaen Darden - Dexter Jackson.

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

It's Kenny Bell

[Cheb]

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

It's Kenny Bell

Ding ding ding!

[kaimaru]

You're going way back now.... I remember the story.. vaguely but neither name.

I'll give it the day and if no one answers, we can gather round the fire and listen to absolute peak Yucks. The only harder Yuck was drafting Bo Jackson anyway after saying he wouldn't play for us

Culverhouse offered to send his private jet to pick him up and bring Bo to see the facilities. Bo asked if it would affect his college eligibility. Culverhouse said no. Whether he lied to Bo, or he just didn't care to find out, he was the reason we were the Yucks.

[kaimaru]

It's Kenny Bell

Ding ding ding!

I couldn't figure out the scheme, but I thought it was Arrelious Benn. What was the trick in the rhyming scheme?

[kaimaru]

If he was Scottish, he would be played on TV by this Last Man On Earth.

[Doctor]

Nope, not Dexter Jackson.

For a hint, look at the rhyming scheme of the limerick. The answer fits into it.

It's Kenny Bell

Where was mjw?

[Doctor]

Great year one free agent
Second year was quite lean
Had a fantastic stretch catch
But was no drama queen

[Doctor]

Nope

[Heisenberg]

Antonio Bryant

[Cheb]

Ding ding ding!

I couldn't figure out the scheme, but I thought it was Arrelious Benn. What was the trick in the rhyming scheme?

Limericks use an AABBA rhyming scheme, meaning the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme and usually have the same number of syllables. The third and fourth verse rhyme as well, and are shorter than the other lines.

[Defense5599]

I'm a West Coast guy who didn't really do much here in Tampa (or in the NFL for that matter). My biggest claim to fame is that Snoop Dogg was my Pop Warner coach. When I got cut from Tampa after my rookie training camp, rather than sign on to their PS, I signed to the PS with a team on the West Coast. Who am I?

[King Bootz]

I'm a West Coast guy who didn't really do much here in Tampa (or in the NFL for that matter). My biggest claim to fame is that Snoop Dogg was my Pop Warner coach. When I got cut from Tampa after my rookie training camp, rather than sign on to their PS, I signed to the PS with a team on the West Coast. Who am I?

McNichols

[Defense5599]

I was an extremely talented TE, but unfortunately, I was also a scumbag who preferred hitting the bottle as opposed to hitting opposing LBs after catching the ball. As a result, I flamed out in Tampa, and flamed out of the league shortly after. To this day, I still can't stop hitting the bottle.... or hitting women for that matter. And I'm still getting in trouble with the law. Who am I?

[Snake]

Sadly, that could be a few. But I’m going with ASJ.