Name That Buccaneer

Swashbuckler · Post by **Swashbuckler** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:57 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:56 pm High Pick
Tiny Dude
Small School
Afraid of both getting hit and the football
The other dude with the same name was way better

Dexter Jackson

Swashbuckler · Post by **Swashbuckler** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:01 pm

Here's one. The Bucs actually managed to screw up not drafting this guy when they called someone else's name. But that player wasn't too bad. Then the Bucs swiftly traded a 1st round pick from the next season so they COULD take this player I'm talking about.

Who is it? Bonus if you know the other guy

Cheb · Post by **Cheb** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:02 pm

From Illinois, and built like a rook
In the late rounds he later got took
He'd make big ol' holes
And made Superbowls
Say hello to my friend...

Digital_Damage · Post by **Digital_Damage** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:04 pm

I once tracked down a twink pop star speeding through my neighborhood in a Prius only to get the Heisman'ed from his security.

Cheb · Post by **Cheb** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:04 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:03 pm
Cheb wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:02 pm From Illinois, and built like a rook
In the late rounds he later got took
He'd make big ol' holes
And made Superbowls
Say hello to my friend...
Mark somthing?

Nope

whistlepig777 · Post by **whistlepig777** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:14 pm

Digital_Damage wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:04 pm I once tracked down a twink pop star speeding through my neighborhood in a Prius only to get the Heisman'ed from his security.

haha Keyshawn Johnson

whistlepig777 · Post by **whistlepig777** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:16 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:15 pm
whistlepig777 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:14 pm

haha Keyshawn Johnson
I don't remember that story.

Key chased down Justin Beiber in his neighborhood.

The Outsider · Post by **The Outsider** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:17 pm

I have never liked Keyshawn Johnson more than I liked him that day.

Swashbuckler · Post by **Swashbuckler** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:02 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:03 pm
Swashbuckler wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:01 pm Here's one. The Bucs actually managed to screw up not drafting this guy when they called someone else's name. But that player wasn't too bad. Then the Bucs swiftly traded a 1st round pick from the next season so they COULD take this player I'm talking about.

Who is it? Bonus if you know the other guy
You're going way back now.... I remember the story.. vaguely but neither name.

I'll give it the day and if no one answers, we can gather round the fire and listen to absolute peak Yucks. The only harder Yuck was drafting Bo Jackson anyway after saying he wouldn't play for us

Buc2 · Post by **Buc2** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:25 pm

Swashbuckler wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:02 pm
PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:03 pm

You're going way back now.... I remember the story.. vaguely but neither name.
I'll give it the day and if no one answers, we can gather round the fire and listen to absolute peak Yucks. The only harder Yuck was drafting Bo Jackson anyway after saying he wouldn't play for us

I had to look it up. What a story! lol

Kress · Post by **Kress** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:43 pm

Buc2 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:25 pm
Swashbuckler wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:02 pm

I'll give it the day and if no one answers, we can gather round the fire and listen to absolute peak Yucks. The only harder Yuck was drafting Bo Jackson anyway after saying he wouldn't play for us
I had to look it up. What a story! lol

You're a long-time Bucs fan and had to look up Bo? For fuck's sake, man!

Kress · Post by **Kress** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:47 pm

Cheb wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:02 pm From Illinois, and built like a rook
In the late rounds he later got took
He'd make big ol' holes
And made Superbowls
Say hello to my friend...

Jameel Cook?

Kress · Post by **Kress** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:52 pm

I rushed the passer at TAMU
Then became a Hawk
Then rushed the passer in Tampa
Before getting my ring as a Hawk

whistlepig777 · Post by **whistlepig777** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:00 pm

@Cheb turned this into a limerick thread.

IronDog · Post by **IronDog** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:03 pm

There once was a man from Nan...

King Bootz · Post by **King Bootz** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:23 pm

"I might've been an Orange man, but I had a thing for that white stuff. Could've been a really great player but things just never got right, even after the indefinite. No matter though. I can say I got to talk to Steve Harvey & Oprah about my demons, blowing $2mil, and changing my life around"

King Bootz · Post by **King Bootz** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:34 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:32 pm
King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:23 pm "I might've been an Orange man, but I had a thing for that white stuff. Could've been a really great player but things just never got right, even after the indefinite. No matter though. I can say I got to talk to Steve Harvey & Oprah about my demons, blowing $2mil, and changing my life around"
The less fat Mike Williams?

Think a few years earlier

nybf · Post by **nybf** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:40 pm

Buc2 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:39 pm
Buc2 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:33 pm

Brad Culpepper
Since I was wrong on Kenyatta Walker, I'll repeat myself...

Fuck ya'll! Here's my gear! Peace out, bitches! Imma outta here!

Lugz

King Bootz · Post by **King Bootz** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:52 pm

"Not many players can say they've caught passes from Troy Aikman, Tom Brady and Rex Grossman but I can. They say speed is the name of the game? Well catch me if you can. *Spoiler Alert* you can't. Better keep your Eye on me or I might Buck on you"

Buc2 · Post by **Buc2** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:04 pm

Kress wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:43 pm
Buc2 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:25 pm

I had to look it up. What a story! lol

You're a long-time Bucs fan and had to look up Bo? For fuck's sake, man!

I thought he was talking about the Sean Farrell/Booker Reece draft snafu. Of course I know about Bo Jackson.

Swashbuckler · Post by **Swashbuckler** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:37 pm

SONOFA!

The Outsider · Post by **The Outsider** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:41 pm

King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:52 pm "Not many players can say they've caught passes from Troy Aikman, Tom Brady and Rex Grossman but I can. They say speed is the name of the game? Well catch me if you can. *Spoiler Alert* you can't. Better keep your Eye on me or I might Buck on you"

Joey Galloway, obviously.

Cheb · Post by **Cheb** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:41 pm

Kress wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:47 pm
Cheb wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:02 pm From Illinois, and built like a rook
In the late rounds he later got took
He'd make big ol' holes
And made Superbowls
Say hello to my friend...
Jameel Cook?

Correct

Cheb · Post by **Cheb** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:54 pm

Six-foot five, former fifth round draft pick
But on the Bucs I couldn't stick.
Yet in Arena League,
I never showed fatigue.
Tons of tuddies I caught, what a trick!

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:06 pm

Stovall was 6’5 but was a 3rd rounder and never played in Arena. Idk!

King Bootz · Post by **King Bootz** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:07 pm

Cheb wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:54 pm Six-foot five, former fifth round draft pick
But on the Bucs I couldn't stick.
Yet in Arena League,
I never showed fatigue.
Tons of tuddies I caught, what a trick!

That's Larry Brackins

Cheb · Post by **Cheb** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:08 pm

King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:07 pm
Cheb wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:54 pm Six-foot five, former fifth round draft pick
But on the Bucs I couldn't stick.
Yet in Arena League,
I never showed fatigue.
Tons of tuddies I caught, what a trick!
That's Larry Brackins

Correct. You're good at this game.

King Bootz · Post by **King Bootz** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:09 pm

Cheb wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:08 pm
King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:07 pm

That's Larry Brackins
Correct. You're good at this game.

What's funny is I thought about him as a player who would be good trivia in this game. He's most memorable for Gruden having the biggest player crush on a non-QB than I can remember.

King Bootz · Post by **King Bootz** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:10 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:08 pm
King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:07 pm

That's Larry Brackins
Who was the Penn State kid that everyone was sucking off and equally terrible?

Zemitis? He was a DB though. Was it another receiver?

King Bootz · Post by **King Bootz** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:18 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:53 pm
The Outsider wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:41 pm

Joey Galloway, obviously.
Huh? Ohio State guy, no? Don't recall him catching passes from Sexy Rexi.

Then again, you may just are being a fuckstick.

It is Galloway. He caught 1 pass from Grossman in 2010 when they both played for Washington.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:20 pm

A Tampa 2 prototype,
is what they would say.
Couldn't reach the hype,
didn't last to his third May.
A car wreck changed his life,
but persevered in spite of it.
If the third draft day is your peak,
then you might be him.

nybf · Post by **nybf** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:31 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:08 pm
King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:07 pm

That's Larry Brackins
Who was the Penn State kid that everyone was sucking off and equally terrible?

lilbj

Oh wait, I read that as "sucking off everyone," sorry.

The Outsider · Post by **The Outsider** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:34 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:53 pm
The Outsider wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:41 pm

Joey Galloway, obviously.
Huh? Ohio State guy, no? Don't recall him catching passes from Sexy Rexi.

Then again, you may just are being a fuckstick.

He and Grossman were both on the Redskins in 2010

Deja Entendu · Post by **Deja Entendu** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:51 pm

King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 5:23 pm "I might've been an Orange man, but I had a thing for that white stuff. Could've been a really great player but things just never got right, even after the indefinite. No matter though. I can say I got to talk to Steve Harvey & Oprah about my demons, blowing $2mil, and changing my life around"

Tanard Jackson

Deja Entendu · Post by **Deja Entendu** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:55 pm

PetePierson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:11 pm
King Bootz wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:10 pm

Zemitis? He was a DB though. Was it another receiver?
I could be wrong. I thought there was a PSU WR that was Mr. August / Ernest Graham level hype...

Are you thinking of Stovall? He was ND.

He’s from the Philly area. When he was drafted I met some dude that saw my Bucs hat and told me “Mo is a stud. He used to be my boy until my exgf blew him at a party I took her to.”

*It's a Buc's Life!

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