Brady is retiring. Long live the Buccaneers

[King Bootz]

[Phantom]

Welcome back Mr. Brady. We missed you

[Grahamburn]

:confetti:

[Kress]

So, apparently he can't sing for shit. Out in the first round.

Oh well.

[The Outsider]

So, apparently he can't sing for shit. Out in the first round.

Oh well.

He has tourette's but instead of cursing he impulsive shouts out playcalls.

[nybf]

Is the narrative changed again? He's no longer quitting?

[Kress]

So, apparently he can't sing for shit. Out in the first round.

Oh well.

He has tourette's but instead of cursing he impulsive shouts out playcalls.

Stiff-arming Nick Cannon was money, though.

[Buc2]

Is the narrative changed again? He's no longer quitting?

It depends on who you ask.

[King Bootz]

Mama said take time off Tom. So Tom followed the orders.

[nybf]

Definitely the beginning of the end. He's practiced 3 of the last 6 practices, taking more time off than usual. Enjoy it everyone.

[The Outsider]

Ah, so he took Gisele on a Bahama banging trip. Good call, my man.

[The Outsider]

Mama said take time off Tom. So Tom followed the orders.

Or they booked it when he was retired and a condition of him coming back was not having to cancel or move it since their birthdays coincide with the trip.

[King Bootz]

Definitely the beginning of the end. He's practiced 3 of the last 6 practices, taking more time off than usual. Enjoy it everyone.

Thanks for reposting this. You disagree that it's the beginning of the end for him? Him taking a family vacation in the middle of TC seems to point in that direction. Or do you see him playing past 2022?

[King Bootz]

Mama said take time off Tom. So Tom followed the orders.

Or they booked it when he was retired and a condition of him coming back was not having to cancel or move it since their birthdays coincide with the trip.

It says that in the tweet. Just making light of the situation here. Not everyday you get to refer to Giselle as "Mama".

[uscbucsfan]

He's definitely retiring.

[nybf]

[King Bootz]

He's definitely retiring.

Most realize this. Few seem to think otherwise. The most un-Brady like offseason ever.

[nybf]

Everyone knows he's eventually retiring, you fucking imbicle. It's not happening during training camp, like you were so desperately pushing for.

[King Bootz]

Everyone knows he's eventually retiring, you fucking imbicle. It's not happening during training camp, like you were so desperately pushing for.

Oh really? Show me where I said that.

[NeezDuts]

How bizarre

[IronDog]

Everyone knows he's eventually retiring, you fucking imbicle. It's not happening during training camp, like you were so desperately pushing for.

You do realize, of course, that his earlier post directed at you is a screaming confirmation of my remark to you previously, whereby he posts to both sides of the argument du jor, so that he can be "right" regardless.

[Kress]

Everyone knows he's eventually retiring, you fucking imbicle. It's not happening during training camp, like you were so desperately pushing for.

You do realize, of course, that his earlier post directed at you is a screaming confirmation of my remark to you previously, whereby he posts to both sides of the argument du jor, so that he can be "right" regardless.

Prove it.

[King Bootz]

You do realize, of course, that his earlier post directed at you is a screaming confirmation of my remark to you previously, whereby he posts to both sides of the argument du jor, so that he can be "right" regardless.

Prove it.

This actually fits. @IronDog with a lot of fictional pandering there. It's quite unnecessary. @nybf says I said Brady was retiring during TC. All he has to do is show where I said it. It's simple.

[Phantom]

Whatever Watson

[The Outsider]

Phantom, you're stupid as fuck.

[King Bootz]

Now we know what happened to Plinko.

[Phantom]

[nybf]

Everyone knows he's eventually retiring, you fucking imbicle. It's not happening during training camp, like you were so desperately pushing for.

You do realize, of course, that his earlier post directed at you is a screaming confirmation of my remark to you previously, whereby he posts to both sides of the argument du jor, so that he can be "right" regardless.

That's all his arguments. Argue every side, then he can never be wrong. And those arguing against him, he thinks, can never be right, since some of the shit he flung stuck to the wall.

[King Bootz]

You do realize, of course, that his earlier post directed at you is a screaming confirmation of my remark to you previously, whereby he posts to both sides of the argument du jor, so that he can be "right" regardless.

That's all his arguments. Argue every side, then he can never be wrong. And those arguing against him, he thinks, can never be right, since some of the shit he flung stuck to the wall.

Still waiting, kiddo. Or you gonna chicken shit your way outta this one as well?

[nybf]

Well this doesn't sound encouraging.

[nybf]

Narrative sort of changed from "we knew about this before TC" to "we don't know when he's returning". "We'll see"??

[nybf]

That's different now. He's not all in like he was before. He's not even here and we don't know when he'll be back. If this lingers much longer the question will move from "when will he be back" to "Will he be back".

[nybf]

Or when they asked Brady what day he'll be back, Brady just said, "I'm not sure, yet...I'll let you know".

If that's what he said, then that tells you all you need to know.

[King Bootz]

@nybf So which one exactly says that he's retiring in TC?

[nybf]

Prove it.

This actually fits. @IronDog with a lot of fictional pandering there. It's quite unnecessary. @nybf says I said Brady was retiring during TC. All he has to do is show where I said it. It's simple.

I didn't say that. You bolded the words yourself, you fucking Muppet.