I don't know. If someone showed a drawing of a guy in a suit at a podium, I wouldn't be thinking sports star.
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I think it's fitting he'd go with Favre anyway, since Favre is probably the most overrated quarterback in NFL history. Stop me if this sounds familiar - rare arm talent, but he'll lose you way too many games by being a dumbass. And that was back when throwing 20 picks in a season was normal.kaimaru wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 9:16 pmThe dude who wrote it send Joebucsfan a tweet in Jameis' last season with us full of stats and graphs to show how Winston stacks up with Hall of Fame quarterbacks. As if they comparing Favre's first 4 seasons is comparable to the modern NFL.These Are The Days wrote: ↑Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:46 pm
This is incredible.
Guarantee this fellow bought the book or wrote it
"So let's get to the point
Let's roll another joint
And let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I got to go..."
Let's roll another joint
And let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I got to go..."
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MJW wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 12:47 amI think it's fitting he'd go with Favre anyway, since Favre is probably the most overrated quarterback in NFL history. Stop me if this sounds familiar - rare arm talent, but he'll lose you way too many games by being a dumbass. And that was back when throwing 20 picks in a season was normal.
Back in the old Tampa 2 days, I used to look forward to Favre games. With pressure coming at him and him trying to compensate by going all sand lot, you just knew he was going to give us a pick or two.
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Next year, he will realize his passion is playing the GAME of football. Then the year after that, he'll realize....
This is a process. It takes time.
This is a process. It takes time.
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This is just like the time I thought I liked, you know, the idea of pizza. But then I went on that diet and realized I actually like EATING pizza.
"So let's get to the point
Let's roll another joint
And let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I got to go..."
Let's roll another joint
And let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I got to go..."
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To think that if Jameis had been born a decade later, he could've signed a NIL deal with Publix and gotten all the crab legs he wanted as payment.
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Sounds like he just needs more time
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3rd and Ike!
Ike was amazing. Slow as fuck, but a fucking Jedi mind trick.
3rd and long:
Ike: "I'm not the receiver you're looking for"
Stormtrooper Safety: "This is not the receiver we are looking for"
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Ha! Nice analogy.
Don't tread on me
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Ike was the goddamn platonic ideal of a Gruden receiver. Just a heady player who ran great routes and understood coverages and sight adjustments.
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Let's roll another joint
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There's somewhere I got to go..."
Let's roll another joint
And let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I got to go..."
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This goes right along with, "Playoffs!? Playoffs!?" and "You play to win the game..."
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JW dressed as Jake Shuttlesworth is what I’m here for.
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Jameis hurt an ankle in practice today. Initial reports say it looks serious
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There's multiple sources that say the injury is not serious.Defense5599 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:46 pm Jameis hurt an ankle in practice today. Initial reports say it looks serious
We'll see
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It isn't five weeks of serious, is it?
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Five weeks is pretty serious. If this were the regular season, the Saints would be fucked.Phantom wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:56 pmThere's multiple sources that say the injury is not serious.Defense5599 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:46 pm Jameis hurt an ankle in practice today. Initial reports say it looks serious
We'll see
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Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions.
Just give him some time.
Just give him some time.
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I think the Saints will be fine without WinstonDefense5599 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:49 amFive weeks is pretty serious. If this were the regular season, the Saints would be fucked.
He’ll be back for game 1 anyway
Jameis Winston’s foot injury appears to be minor
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2 ... -be-minor/
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Saints quarterback Jameis Winston left Monday’s practice early with a foot injury, but everything appears to be fine.
Winston feels good and the injury is “nothing to really worry about,” a source told Adam Schefter of ESPN.
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He played 4 snaps on it afterward.
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Defense5599 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:49 amFive weeks is pretty serious. If this were the regular season, the Saints would be fucked.
Jeff Duncan of the New Orleans Times-Picayune reports that Winston will miss a few days of practice, and that he won’t play in the preseason opener against the Texans on Saturday.
Here you go
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It amazes me that you guys are spending such activity monitoring the life and times of our failed QB experiment. And don't give me that crap about him being in our division either. He could be in frigging Seattle and this thread would still be 22+ pages long. I'm in the same boat and can't understand my own failings in this regard. But then I'm an idiot that actually was hoping he'd eventually pull that ugly stach out of his ass, or at least clean the window in his stomach and pay attention. He's gone, and I'm pretty sure we don't hold any idea of bringing him back.
Push the damned button already!
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I'd venture to guess that if he didn't work out here and went on to be a "normal" human being, there wouldn't be a thread. However, this dude is the comedic material gift that keeps on giving. Capture a quote/video from him and it's like you just filmed your 14-year-old neighbor trying to bench press with shake weights, or the guy says something that he, and only he thinks is intelligent, but it actually isn't even a word.
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Whenever I see this thread bumped, my mind never goes to, "Jameis must have done something impressive." I always assume he either did something stupid, or he got hurt, or he did something illegal, or he posted cringe, or he said something mind-boggling in a presser. And I'm batting 1.000 with said assumption.acmillis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 4:22 pm I'd venture to guess that if he didn't work out here and went on to be a "normal" human being, there wouldn't be a thread. However, this dude is the comedic material gift that keeps on giving. Capture a quote/video from him and it's like you just filmed your 14-year-old neighbor trying to bench press with shake weights, or the guy says something that he, and only he thinks is intelligent, but it actually isn't even a word.
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Let's roll another joint
And let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I got to go..."
Let's roll another joint
And let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I got to go..."
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Fully expect him to light us up twice and the Saints to win the division.
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